Imagine this page like other pages that you have visited on the Internet. Some pop-up window shows up in the bottom corner of the window with a message like:

Welcoming to Criminal Group, how can I assist you today?

And you know it’s a bot that’s sitting there parsing peoples’ inputs in the text box, slowly redirecting you to an actual person who will answer your messages. Take whatever text you feel like typing in that box and shoot it to me in email or twitter or whatever. I will be happy to respond where possible.